Cover image via And1's Blog1. Finding a good public court to play in is… impossible
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Reality.
2. And when you finally find one, there are 30 guys waiting in line…
Get in line bro.
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3. 9 out of 10 baskets are without nets
Is there a basket net thief out there?
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4. IF there are nets, the baskets are too HIGH
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It's ok, give yourself another 5 years.
5. If they are not too high, the baskets are too SHORT
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Well, at least you could test out that Michael Jordan dunk now.
6. The court can be pretty slippery
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Forget about fast breaks.
7. When you want to ball even though it rains, there is no SHADE
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This is the time when guys go SHIRTLESS.
8. When it rains (it rains a lot in Malaysia), puddles of water EVERYWHERE
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You might want to keep your new Nike Lebrons at home.
9. When you want to ball at night, NO LIGHTS. You play in darkness.
Time to put my shooting skills to the test!
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10. When people ask you 'What team do you support?' You know they're asking about football
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What is this? Sports discrimination?
11. You regularly play with people you don't know because you don't have enough basketball friends, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing until someone pisses another person off
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Ouch.
12. The Malaysian team in the Asian Basketball League is coached by a Filipino
Coach Ariel Vanguardia of the KL Dragons is pretty badass though. Have you seen how passionate he gets in a game?
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13. If you're a Spurs fan, people think TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS
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THE WORST.
14. Want a career as a professional basketball player here in Malaysia? FORGET IT
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15. Unlike late-night football matches, NBA games are in the mornings, when you're at work
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16. When you update your FB post in the middle of a game, nobody really knows what you're talking about
No likes, no comments.
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17. When basketball comes on at the mamak, someone switches the channel to football
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"*Boss, nak tengok NBA boleh tak?*"
Waiter holding the remote shakes head. "*Sorry, tak boleh…*"
