Expectation Vs Reality: What You’re Like When Drinking With Friends
You think you've got moves like Jagger when you actually have none.
Published For GUINNES ANCHOR BERHAD - 11 Dec 2015, 10:00 AM
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**Expectation**: You and your friends go for a couple of drinks and catch up on the latest gossip. Fun is had by all and you save a ton on half-off drinks!
**Reality**: You start off with one vodka cranberry and the next thing you know you're five drinks deep and you're crying. You manage to stumble into a cab and get home but the next day even the sound of the copy machine turning on gives you waves of nausea.
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2. Flirting
**Expectation**: You down a pint of beer and you've got that new found confidence just like James Bond to get any girl you want. You're witty, charming, and definitely can hold your own.
**Reality**: Your speech is slurred and you spill your drinks all over her. Good thing you haven't made a total fool out of yourself… Oh wait.
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3. Buying people drinks
**Expectation**: You feel generous! Everyone deserves to have a good time! You do the kindest thing ever – buy everyone drinks!
**Reality**: You're getting more broke by the minute for the 25 free drinks you've sponsored but you don't even know it yet until you receive an SMS one day later about your maxed out credit card…
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4. Singing at the karaoke
**Expectation**: It's time to show the world that you're better than Adele. HELLOOOOOO!
**Reality**: Stop singing. You should just be rolling in the deep
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5. Dancing like Mick Jagger
**Expectation**: You've got the smooth moves like Mick Jagger.
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**Reality**: You've got no moves.
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6.Spending time with friends
**Expectation**: You're out with your closest friends for a round of drinks. You'll definitely enjoy a good conversation with them, reminiscing about all the moments only you and your squad know. #squadgoals
**Reality**: There's definitely somebody who can't hold their drink and your night is spent taking care of them while they puke in the toilet.
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7. Doing the "Hotline Bling"
**Expectation**: The [Hotline Bling](http://says.com/my/entertainment/i-just-cannot-with-drake-s-hotline-bling-memes)? Pffft, so easy!
**Reality**: Your friends wish you didn't have hands.
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8. I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
**Expectation**: You've made it. You've arrived. You've conquered the year.
**Reality**: It was just a fantasy.
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