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Sip happens. And sometimes, it tastes like yuzu.
There's a cheeky little café tucked inside The Office in Thonglor, Bangkok, and it's stirring up more than just coffee.
CUM — yes, that's really its name — is a sun-drenched resort-meets-hipster-haven, with white parasols, wispy garden trees, rattan chairs, and an indoor-outdoor layout that says, "Hey, stay for a while."
The café recently released a limited-flavours drink menu that reads like an NSFW fever dream.
Yuzu Cum? Tiramisu Cum? Blue Cum? Yes, these are actual drinks.
Just for July, CUM has dropped the line-up of drinks that are just as bold as their naming strategy.
According to the café, these are flavours "you won't forget". The names alone deserve a standing ovation:
- Yuzu Cum (Yuzu Coffee Fizz)
- Tiramisu Cum (Tiramisu Latte)
- Butter Cum (Butter Coffee)
- Orange Cum (Orange Apple Matcha)
- Blue Cum (Blue Matcha)
- Strawberry Cum (Strawberry Matcha)
And if you're feeling less adventurous, there are, of course, other options, such as Biscuits Cream Latte, Vanilla Cream Latte, and Caramel Cream Latte. Slightly more PG, but just as extra.
CUM serves more than suggestively named beverages. Their menu's got everything from open-faced sandwiches and poke bowls to lasagna and French toast.
Pastry lovers can get flirty with their Strawberry Pistachio Danish, Mango Yuzu Danish, or Cream Cheese Cinnamon Roll.
Cocktails are also on the menu. Because apparently, "cum" goes well with vodka.
So next time you're in Bangkok and want to try something you'll have to explain to your parents later, you know where to go
Here's where CUM Coffee is located:
Address
125, 1 Soi Sukhumvit 63, Khlong Tan Nuea,
Watthana, Bangkok 10110, Thailand
Opening hours
8.30am to 7.30pm
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