Cover image via Memecrunch1. "I picked you up from the dumpster / longkang / tong sampah."
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2. "If you don't stop crying / misbehaving, I'll call the police to come and catch you."
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3. "If you don't stop crying / misbehaving, I'm going to abandon you on the side of the road."
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4. "If you tell me the truth, I won't scold / punish you."
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5. "If you lie to me, your nose will grow like Pinocchio's."
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6. "We'll buy this next time."
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7. "It's not for sale."
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8. "Don't touch anything. If you break something and they put you in jail, then I cannot help you already."
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9. "We cannot go to Sunway Lagoon / eat at McDonald's because they are closed today."
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But it's 12pm on a Saturday…
10. "Eat more [insert "healthy" food here], it will [insert beneficial adjective here]!"
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**Common examples include:**
– Eat more fish, it makes you smarter!
– Eat more bitter gourd, it prevents cancer!
– Eat more tomatoes, they make your face smoother!
– Drink more of this disgusting herbal soup, it will boost your immune system!
11. "Don't leave any rice on your plate. If not, you / your future boyfriend or girlfriend / your future husband or wife will have a lot of pimples."
12. "Don't swallow the seed, or else a tree will grow out of you," and…
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"Don't swallow your chewing gum, it will get stuck in your intestines and stay there forever."
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13. "Don't eat too much, your stomach will explode."
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14. "You cannot eat this, it's too spicy."
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But mom, you're eating cake…
15. "Don't sit too near the TV, later your eyes rosak / you become blind."
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16. "Don't jump or run around after eating, you will get appendicitis."
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17. "Don't laugh too much before you sleep, you'll get nightmares."
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18. "Don't sit on your pillow, later bisul (boils) grow on your backside."
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19. "Stop pouting / making ugly faces, later get stuck like that then only you know."
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