22 Most Typical Things Apple Fans Will Say To Their Android Friends
"Dude, it's NOT expensive. It's an INVESTMENT!"
Cover image via imgurWe all know an Apple fan. Their devotion to the brand is unshakable and at times, we wonder if they've been brainwashed.
There's a certain bitter rivalry between iPhone and Android fans – sometimes the former says some of the darndest things:
1. "Android is way too complicated lah. Haven't you heard that simplicity is the ultimate sophistication?"
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2. "I mean, look at how minimalistic it is. Your UI is… maxed out."
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3. "The iOS system is not closed or restricted okay, it's CURATED. That's what makes it special."
Right…
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4. "iTunes is sooo much better than Google Playstore. We have the best apps out there, FYI."
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But… there're mostly paid.
5. "See, that's your problem. You only want to buy free apps."
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6. "RM89 for a charger cable is not expensive. You're paying for the quality, bro. You see, it's so nice in white."
Still made in China though…
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7. "RM3,699 is not expensive for an iPhone 6s lah. It's good INVESTMENT."
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8. "The iPhone 6s doesn't come in pink, okay? It's rose gold."
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9. "OUR CAMERA IS THE BEST LAH! Diambil dengan iPhone!"
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10. "OMG, the retina display is absolutely revolutionary!"
Fun fact: Revolutionary is Apple's **favourite** word.
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11. "Which is why the colours on my screen are supreme."
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12. "Siri is smarter. Also, what kind of name is Cortana?"
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13. "iOS gets quicker updates, like two-updates-a-week quick!"
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14. "Ha? Virus?"
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What about that time there was a message that automatically turns off your iPhone? Never mind.
15. "Just feel that aluminium. Fancy leh…"
Still doesn't justify the price tag…
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16. "Why would you need a back button?"
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17. "Why must you name your updates after food? Ice Cream Sandwich? Honeycomb? What is this? Baskin Robbins?"
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18. "You use all your phone functions, meh? Yeah, thought so."
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19. "The Apple service centre looks very nice. I don't mind spending time there."
"How about we recommend you to upgrade your Apple Care?"
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20. "It's all about the brand…"
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21. "Because Steve Jobs is a genius!"
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22. "Who is the face of Android anyways?"
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