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1. \jumps out of bed\ What's that smell? Is something burning?!
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2. Is that mist? Wait…
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3. WHY DID YOU COME BACK, HAZE, WHY?!
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Every year this happens. EVERY. FRICKIN. YEAR.
4. Wow, I can't even remember the last time I saw blue skies… 🙁
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Or anything beyond a few kilometre radius, TBH.
5. Ugh, I don't wanna go out and be wrapped in smoke. Maybe I should work from home… Or call in sick!
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If I were still in college, I would've totally gone back to bed already.
6. Everything feels so dry and humid and HELLA HOT.
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7. I should go to the pharmacy to get some masks… but what if the haze clears up? I DON'T WANNA WASTE MONEY!
Also, I read somewhere that the masks they sell don't really work… so how? Which one should I buy? What is N95? Argh, it's so confusing!
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8. Ugh, I can't breathe in this mask! And half of my face is sweating OMG WHY.
9. Is it me… or does my hair smell like smoke?
Pretty sure my CLOTHES smell like I just walked through a smokers' den too. Or a [vape store](http://says.com/my/lifestyle/vaping-vapourisers-is-it-safe-compared-to-smoking-cigarettes)…
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10. Should I walk out of my nice enclosed, air-conditioned office for lunch… or snack from my secret snack drawer?
Maybe I should order pizza. Or get someone to *tapau* for me!
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11. I know I'm supposed to drink more water, but it makes me wanna pee all the time so… welp. Toilet time.
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12. \coughs\ Oh no, I'm gonna get asthma. Or lung cancer. \non-stop coughing\ Am I… dying? NOOOOOooooOOOooooo…!
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13. Dear diary, my throat is so dry. My skin feels itchy and I think it's kinda peeling. My head hurts. I just want to lie down and be miserable.
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14. "Hey, [your name]! Wanna go for a run?" Hahahahahahaaaa… NO.
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I'd rather not choke on my own breath while running out of breath, thank you very much.
15. Please, please, please, please rain… \does random rain dance\
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16. YES IT'S RAINING. Haze, haze go away, never come another day!
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