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1. Mother of all annoyances: "You're gaining weight!"
**What to respond: "Yes, because I am happy and I have the money to buy food from my fave restos. *Gusto mo treat kita?* (Do you want me to treat you?)"**
2. "You look really tired"
**What to respond: "Oh, yeah. But since I saw you, I think I am not the only one." #SavageButDecent**
3. "Your hair looks really dry and dead"
**How to respond: "Thanks, you finally noticed."**
4. "Your teeth look really yellow, you need to see a dentist"
**How to respond: "Dentists say it's actually stronger… Oh! Yours are a LOT stronger."**
5. "You look really stressed"
**How to respond: "What is stress? You tell me about it!"**
6. "You look maitim or tanned"
**How to respond: "Thank you! I've been dying to achieve this tan, you know. Did you get one too?"**
7. "You look depressed"
**How to respond: "Uhmm… I don't think so. Are you?"**
8. "You're #foreveralone, friend"
**How to respond: "Thanks for setting an example."**
