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There are two types of people in the world – those who wear colour and those who don't. If you're reading this story, then we're guessing you fall in the latter category.
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While wearing black is cool and all, the habit comes with its own set of "issues" as well:
1. The lint roller is your best friend
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A big shout out to the legendary RM3.50 BÄSTIS lint roller from Ikea.
2. Finding that specific shade of black in your closet can be quite a daunting task
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Time to enter the darkness.
3. But you still get dressed faster than everyone else because you only have one colour to choose from
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4. People get freaked out if you show up to work in a different colour
"Is that… a navy blue shirt?! ARE YOU OK?!"
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5. Doing laundry is a breeze
Separate laundry? Ain't nobody got time for that, bruh.
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6. When your different shades of black don't match
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So depressing.
7. Yes, people. Black is not just black, there are other shades too!
Just because they look the same, doesn't mean they're the same. #mindblown
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8. You can't stop buying the same item in black
Confession: I have 20 (or more) of the same black t-shirt from Uniqlo.
Don't judge.
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9. Online shopping has never been easier
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If it doesn't come in black, forget it.
10. When your favourite piece of black clothing starts to fade…
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The end is nigh.
11. When CNY is almost here and you panic because you can't wear black to the Reunion Dinner
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The only time you'd consider buying something of another colour.
12. You have to deal with irritating comments
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Expect comments at family gatherings encouraging you to "liven up your wardrobe."
13. You get mistaken as a sales assistant from time to time
True story.
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14. Nobody will realise you wear the same t-shirt/pants for days because all your clothes are the same anyways
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Heh.
15. You feel very smug in the knowledge that if you spill something on yourself, it's not really noticeable
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Can you see the stain? No? Neither can I.
16. You live by this quote:
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17. It's not just your clothes that are black
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