If You Could Try Only ONE Of These Bizarre KFC Inventions, Which Would It Be?

When it comes to offbeat items on the menu, KFC's really got it down to an art

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Here in Malaysia, we've got a fair share of exotic creations to flock to

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Who would've thought to infuse soy sauce and seaweed with deep-fried chicken?

Zinger Rice Wrap: the timely solution to eating rice on the go.

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Who remembers this eye-popping Green Curry Zinger?

But if you were living across the globe, just what kinda crazy creations would end up on your tray?

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1. Deep-fried corn soup. RIP law of physics.

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**Wait, what now?** Pretty much exactly what it sounds like
**Where in the world?** KFC Japan

2. Eggs benedict with a fast-food spin

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Guatemalans have no need to head to a hipster cafe to get their eggs benedict fix.

**Wait, what now?** Breakfast muffins topped with ham, egg, and Hollandaise sauce
**Where in the world?** KFC Guatemala

3. The Chizza, a creation of heroic proportions

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Check out that cheese-on-chicken goodness!

**Wait, what now?** Pizza toppings baked on a deep-fried chicken crust
**Where in the world?** KFC Philippines

4. The Paneer Zinger, tempting even if you're a complete carnivore

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**Wait, what now?** A cheeseburger with a twist – the patty itself is made from cheese
**Where in the world?** KFC India

5. Cups you can eat as a post-coffee snack

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**Wait, what now?** Edible coffee cups
**Where in the world?** KFC UK

6. Spicy chicken with tamarind rice, because why not?

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That looks like a legit Thai dish right there!

**Wait, what now?** A full-on rice and chicken dish
**Where in the world?** KFC Thailand

7. Them flaky-topped Zinger Pies

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**Wait, what now?** Pies stuffed with Zinger-marinated chicken breast and gravy
**Where in the world?** KFC Australia

8. A tub of happiness-inducing poutine

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**Wait, what now?** French fries with piping hot cheese curds, smothered in gravy
**Where in the world?** KFC Canada (also on the secret menu at some outlets in the US)

9. The Japanese-inspired California Maki Twister

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That mayo though.

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**Wait, what now?** A wrap based on that handroll everyone orders on sushi night
**Where in the world?** KFC Philippines

10. The totally next-level Ugali Nuggets

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*Ugali*, a Kenyan staple is a porridge-like dish usually made from cornmeal. These bite-sized balls are covered in breadcrumb and fried to perfection.

**Wait, what now?** Essentially, cornmeal porridge nuggets
**Where in the world?** KFC Kenya

11. The Double Down, and its many, many incarnations

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And that's how the Double Down rolls.

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**Wait, what now?** Burgers that do away with buns, opting for chicken breasts instead
**Where in the world?** Various locations, including Malaysia – remember the [Double Down Maxx?](http://says.com/my/lifestyle/photos-the-5-most-sesat-yet-sinfully-sedap-burgers-in-malaysia)