7 Things We Could Turn That Bukit Nanas Secret Tunnel Into

DBKL said the 10-metre tunnel will be preserved as a tourist attraction but HOLD UP! Let our resourceful brains run wild…

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Malaysians woke up to the discovery of a secret tunnel in Bukit Nanas that used to house weapons, food, and treasure this morning

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The government announced that the tunnel will be turned into a tourist attraction but here at SAYS, we think there might be better options that Malaysians will look into if given the chance…

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1. A shortcut. For Malaysian motorists who are nimble enough to squeeze through an opening like this, the tunnel can be an awesome exit route to escape from road blocks and traffic jams.

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2. A giant drain. The tunnel may also be used as a giant longkang, to siphon sewage water away…

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3. Turn it into a secret hideout. Some Malaysian vigilantes would start using the tunnels as a secret hideout and give it a funky name

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Keluang Man in his "Kluang Station". Get it?

4. Turn it into a housing area. Taman Terowong Jaya (pending approval from DBKL of course). Your beautiful, private underground getaway in the bustling city of KL with three-tier security and just enough standing room for an adult.

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5. Use it as a site for 'Escape Room'. The Tunnel of No Return. Escape from 10 metres of darkness, bats and creepy tunnel trolls

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6. Unique makan places. Food lovers are not left out either, as hipster cafes or mamaks will sprout up in the terowong. Hey, even the recently evicted Line Clear Nasi Kandar guys from Penang can set up shop inside!

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7. Turn it into a giant slide. Theme park operators may also seize the opportunity to turn it into a water park ride, with a giant swimming pool waiting for thrillseekers at the end

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What would YOU do in a tunnel like that?

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