13 Things That Might Happen On The First Week Of Hooters’ Malaysian Launch

Note: you may or may not give two hoots about this, but let's kick back with some humour!

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1. One word: PROTESTS. You can be sure that there's going to be at least two.

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2. Your FB will be flooded with pictures of friends at Hooters. We're sensing #prayforhooters following the protests.

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3. You suddenly find it impossible to make dinner plans with your guy friends cause they're all 'booked up'

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4. A record-breaking queue in front and around the restaurant (longer than a queue for yellow minions)

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5. Auto show organisers won't be able to find showgirls cause they now have a new job

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6. There will be a sudden increase of sales in pushup bras

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7. Hooters might announce unique Malaysian uniforms for their girls (sorry, no hot pants)

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8. Parents will have a hard time explaining to their kids why they can't eat at the restaurant with the cute owl

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9. The creation of 'Guys Night Out' WhatsApp groups. And it's not to arrange for a poker nor football night.

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10. Female spies inside the restaurant…

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11. A lot of awkwardness in the restaurant with diners trying to act normal and not knowing quite sure what to do

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12. Suddenly everyone is a food blogger, requesting for an exclusive invite

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13. That one fella who asks, "How much?"

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Don't get too excited now! Are you keeping your fingers crossed that Hooters' plan to expand to Malaysia works out?