By The Time You Read This You’ll Eventually Move On From That Wasak Breakup
"Wasak na wasak ang puso ni Nasty Mack." Uhhhmmm… So how do you move on from that wasak breakup?
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Draw a mustache on all your photos together
Yeah you can be Mario, and the Ex is Luigi or King Koopa. Yes! King Koopa.
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Come on! Hide your Ex from your social feeds.
No matter how tempting it is to analyse every tweet and agonise over that cutie they've just FB-friended, DON'T DO IT. It will only make you feel even worse.
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Get a makeover. PLEASE.
Breakup means when something ends, there's a new beginning. So you need a new YOU too!
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Watch sappy movies. It's okay.
Okay lang that you shed tears. It's part of the healing process, Dear.
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You would probably get mad at some point when you think about the past. It's okay too.
Sometimes you'd get mad, scream and feel bad about what happened in the past. It's okay to get mad at the person or be quiet. It's a part of the process.
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Party with your friends. Party hard ha!!!
When odds seem to pull you down, that's the right time to have a bottle of beer o kaya 'yong pang tanod na gin!
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Clean your space and redecorate your room. 'Yong general cleaning ha.
"Maglilinis ako ng aking kwarto, na punong-puno ng galit at damit. Mga bagay na hindi ko na kailangan. Nakaraang hindi na pwedeng pagpaliban." – Kwarto, Sugarfree
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Exercise and work that booty
Hit the gym and start to get moving. Get that HAVVVEY curves and muscles you've always wanted!
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Go soul-searching
Take a week-long vacation. Go to places you've never been. Find yourself. 'Yong nawalang ikaw, bago mo siya makilala.
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Talk to your Bestie, Besh, Beks, Tropa or Peks
Speaking of your as evil, as crazy and as hilarious twin, it's time to talk to people who can glue up the broken pieces together.
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Have a house party!
Dang! That house had lots of memories with you together. For once, hold a fun house party and build new memories with le friends!
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Watch a good series that can give you a good laugh
Don't underestimate the power of a night watching Friends reruns and eating bucketloads of pizza.
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Get out of the comfort zone and do something cray
Sky diving or a crazy amusement ride? Do it! There's more to life than him or her. If you survive it, you'd survive whatever!
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Thank him or her
Come on. At some point he/she did some sacrifices for you. You've fallen in love with this person once, and you have to accept that they're not the big fat bitch/douche whom you thought them to be.
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FORGIVE and FORGET
Things happened in the past, and you learned. It's time to accept that there are things that aren't meant to be. Loving is always a privilege. This person taught you a lesson of what love is, and what love is not.
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